![]() ![]() Should be presentable, experienced, and have a strong back.” Must be willing to be named in criminal correspondence. Unexceptionable reference from previous lovers required. How does this sound? Gentlemen required for a temporary affair of convenience. “Only why play with metaphors? The direct approach is always best. Now, that was uncalled for, and outright rude. “Perhaps you should put an advertisement in the papers. ![]() But if you do anything that causes me to think that your mind dwells long on that particular idea, I will thrash you, I will ruin you, and I will probably kill you. Such ideas are never far from our minds at all. “I assure you that such a thing is the furthest thing from my mind.” It is possible that you seek only friendship with my wife. I am new to marriage, and perhaps more given to jealousy than some of the more experienced husbands that you know. “You will have to forgive me, Major Woodruffe. If you click through and make a purchase, I’ll earn a commission, at no additional cost to you. ![]()
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